The Catalog — Pass-Aggro

Pass·Aggro est. 2026

Hand-printed in small batches · Letterpressed in cream and gold · Workplace wellness, finally honest · Complimentary tissue paper, scented with restraint

The catalog · 11 items

Every product is a thing
I once wanted to say.

Browse by category, or by the specific feeling you cannot, professionally, put in writing.

Get Better Soon

Get Better Soon

Not because you’re sick. Just because you could do better.

Thank You For Your Feedback

Thank You For Your Feedback

I have read it and made a small, permanent adjustment to how I think of you.

Welcome To The Team

Welcome To The Team

Please lower your expectations to match ours. We will lower ours to meet you halfway.

Alignment

The process by which a decision someone already made becomes something we all agreed to.

Synergy

When two underperforming teams combine to underperform together.

“As Discussed” Sticky Notes

“As Discussed” Sticky Notes

For items you did not, in fact, discuss.

The One-Item Agenda

The One-Item Agenda

A meeting agenda pad. Each sheet has one item: this could have been an email.

Circle Back Desk Calendar

Circle Back Desk Calendar

Every Monday says circle back. Tuesdays say let’s take this offline. Weekends are thinking time.

Reply All

Top notes of warm linen and cold dread. Burns for 60 hours, the average length of the thread.

The Gratitude Journal

The Gratitude Journal

365 pages. One prompt, repeated: what did you tolerate today?

The Bare Minimum Box

The Bare Minimum Box

12 letterpress thank-you cards. Each opens: “I appreciate you taking the time to do the bare minimum.”