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Hand-printed in small batches · Letterpressed in cream and gold · Workplace wellness, finally honest · Complimentary tissue paper, scented with restraint
Welcome To The Team
Cards · No. 03

Welcome To The Team

Please lower your expectations to match ours.

For the new hire whose first week is, by all accounts, going. A warm welcome, calibrated.

$7.50

What’s inside

  • 1 folded card, 5×7 in., debossed gold wreath
  • 1 ivory envelope
  • Survives onboarding. Most do not.
The line
Please lower your expectationsto match ours.
Inside · Welcome To The Team
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