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Hand-printed in small batches · Letterpressed in cream and gold · Workplace wellness, finally honest · Complimentary tissue paper, scented with restraint
Welcome To The Team
Cards · No. 03

Welcome To The Team

Please lower your expectations to match ours. We will lower ours to meet you halfway.

For the new hire whose first week is, by all accounts, going. A warm welcome, calibrated.

$7.50

What’s inside

  • 1 folded card, 5×7 in., debossed gold wreath
  • 1 ivory envelope
  • Includes a hand-signed line: "we agreed on you"
  • Survives onboarding. Most do not.
The line
Please lower your expectationsto match ours.
Inside · Welcome To The Team
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