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The Translator
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The Translator

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Type what you want to say.
Get back the Pass-Aggro version.

A live in-browser translator that turns honest workplace frustration into polite, deniable corporate prose. Outgoing mode rewrites your draft. Incoming mode decodes what they actually said. Also works as a browser extension on LinkedIn-style prompts.

What you get

  • Live translator on this page (Outgoing + Incoming modes)
  • Save any translation as a shareable PNG card
  • Browser extension for LinkedIn congratulations prompts (in development)
  • No signup; usage limit per IP if it gets out of hand
The Translator Live, on this page. Type or pick an example.
The Translator
What you want to say47 / 2000
Pass-Aggro version
Curious about the thinking here — happy to chat through it whenever works. Also flagging that we may have already explored this direction; happy to dig up the artifacts. 🌷
Click an example or paste your own. /Ctrl+Enter runs the translator.
How it works
  1. 01 Paste what you want to say (or what they said).
  2. 02 Pick a mode: Outgoing rewrites; Incoming decodes.
  3. 03 Send, gently. Copy the result or save it as a card.
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